She's the kind of girl you'd adore//

imissbradandjen @ 2008-01-19T18:42:00

2008-01-20T02:43:34Z

Whoa no way

imissbradandjen @ 2007-10-28T17:51:00

2007-10-29T00:51:06Z

View Poll: #1078961

imissbradandjen @ 2007-10-14T01:09:00

2007-10-14T08:07:53Z

View Poll: #1071006

imissbradandjen @ 2007-09-30T00:30:00

2007-09-30T07:30:39Z

1. Have you ever been caught looking at questionable content by your parent/guardian?
Not yet, but I am afraid I possibly will.
sort o but not really, thank god

2. Did you have a bowel movement today?
Yes I did (thank u janny)
yes, actually. thanks for asking

3. Are you a virgin?
Yes
oh yeah...for now ;). jk...kind of

4. Have you given a blow job before? Did you use a condom?
No, i probably wouldn't because I don't know any guys who are not assholes
no but if i did i would use a condom

5. Do you know what a rim job is?
yes (once again thanks janny and urbandictionary)
yes thanks to a reading of a dirty fanfic lol

6. Have you hooked up with the teacher yet?
o course.....NOT
no, but i've wanted to

7. Are you a pothead?
god no! hugs not drugs
no, but i don't shun people who do do drugs, even though it's bad and whatnot

8. Are you in a school band?
hahahahahahahahhahahahaha if i was i would play tuba...LOL
i want to be in one, but i dont have the patience to practice, to be honest

9. Are you really cute and pale?
not really either
im pale

10. Are you an asshole who calls girls Chewbacca?
i was that girl
no, but i was like the girl being called Chewbacca, even though I was teased for a different reason

imissbradandjen @ 2007-09-25T17:59:00

2007-09-26T00:59:36Z

View Poll: #1061240

imissbradandjen @ 2007-08-19T21:22:00

2007-08-20T04:21:53Z

View Poll: #1042009

imissbradandjen @ 2007-08-16T23:34:00

2007-08-17T06:35:06Z

FUCK

http://www.camas.wednet.edu/chs/info/bellsched.html

imissbradandjen @ 2007-08-16T22:41:00

2007-08-17T05:41:28Z

greys_rating

imissbradandjen @ 2007-08-15T16:40:00

2007-08-15T23:40:58Z

View Poll: Cousin

imissbradandjen @ 2007-08-13T00:07:00

2007-08-13T07:04:39Z

View Poll: #1038223

imissbradandjen @ 2007-08-09T01:03:00

2007-08-09T08:00:35Z

View Poll: Traveling pants

imissbradandjen @ 2007-08-07T23:02:00

2007-08-08T06:00:58Z

Plain bagels with whipped cream cheese are very yummy. I woke up at 2 today, hopefully tomorrow I'll be inspired to get up early.

It's amazing how different my mom and dad are.

I hate waiting for ~~John~~ people to text me back.

imissbradandjen @ 2007-08-06T22:41:00

2007-08-07T05:38:57Z

View Poll: Tennis vs. Cheerleading

Shove it up your ass?

2007-08-03T06:28:23Z

Why do people say "shove it up your ass" when they're basically telling someone to shut up? Are they telling them this because they want the person to inflict pain upon themselves? Is that the reason people say "go fuck yourself" and "fuck you", because they want people to have pain inflicted upon them?

Or maybe the various "fuck" expressions are insults used to suggest that the person can't get any action.

Is "shove it up your ass" referring to anal sex? And they want the other person to feel pain? Seriously, I don't know. Where did these expressions come from? And why do these thoughts pop in to my head? And why am I recording them? Answer: there's nothing else to do.

imissbradandjen @ 2007-07-31T13:15:00

2007-07-31T20:14:23Z

Bethany deleted me. Our friendship is over.

ETA: Maybe I should elaborate more, eh? Well, Bethany stopped replying to my comments and started to ignore my calls like three months ago. Yesterday I commented on three of her pictures and then she was no longer on my friends list when I got home this afternoon at around 2:00. I sent her a message (maybe I shouldn't have) that said:

"i am so sorry that i took you for granted. i know that we'll never be good friends the way we were, but i want you to know that you really affected my life and i will miss you."

I know she read it, but of course she didn't respond. It's not Bethany's fault our friendship ended, but I don't completely blame myself. I did make some mistakes, I was flaky and late a lot when we were supposed to hang out, but sometimes I was late due to circumstances beyond my control. I made an effort to keep in touch, though. Bethany just wasn't interested.

FUCK. Today everything reminded me of her.

Bad girl

2007-07-26T23:58:41Z

There is a girl in my class who says the most disgusting things...when I first told her I went to SMA she asked me all these disgusting questions, and then she said "you should hook up with the teacher!" She still says "So, have you hooked up with the teacher yet?"

Today she said "You should tell Mr. Merrill that his wife isn't good enough." She asked me if I knew what "felching" was, which I didn't. Do you want to know what it is? In Elena's words "It's when someone comes in your ass and then sucks it up with a slurpee straw."

EEEEW

And finally, she said (in reference to Mr. Merrill):

"You should hit that before it hits the graveyard."

That is all.

imissbradandjen @ 2007-07-25T01:11:00

2007-07-25T08:10:46Z

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	4.4
Mind:	4.5
Body:	5
Spirit:	4.5
Friends/Family:	3.7
Love:	0.8
Finance:	5.2
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

My life sucks.

imissbradandjen @ 2007-07-18T21:10:00

2007-07-19T04:10:24Z

$5065.00

Mingle² - Free Online Dating

imissbradandjen @ 2007-07-15T04:31:00

2007-07-15T11:31:10Z

Even though this show has kind of gone downhill, I still think this is cute

imissbradandjen @ 2007-07-15T01:37:00

2007-07-15T08:39:19Z

OK if you change the word celebrate to masturbate in Kool and the Gang's song "Celebration" you can have yourself a good chuckle.

Have I done this one?

2007-07-15T04:18:24Z

1. Where will you be when it turns 2010?
College, hopefully not a junior one unless it's where I want to be.

2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?
It's my name.

3.what song are you listening to right now?
My fan

4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
I was sad when John Ritter died, i cant remember if I cried

6. Do you own an iPod?
Yes

7. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Can't remember haha

8. What would be your ideal job?
Something that requires minimal effort.

9. What will you do tonight?
Eat and watch TV

10. What's your favorite memory from last weekend?
I can't remember

11. What are the last two digits of your phone number?
51

12. What was the last thing you ate?
Chicken

13. What was last thing you drank?
Crystal Lite

14. What was the last movie you watched?
Hitch, I think

15. What/Who do you dislike at the moment?
my dad

16. What food do you crave right now?
nothing really

17. What did you dream last night?
none

18. What was the last TV show you watched?
degrassi!

19. What is your favorite piece of jewelery?
none haha

20. Name someone on your Top Friends who is just like you.
I actually think Nikki and I are a lot alike (hope she's not insulted lol, she is better at life than me)

21. You're playing blackjack. You're dealt a jack and a seven. Hit or stay?
stay!

22. Who last text messaged you?
erica

23. Are you on any medication?
no

24. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
to the left to the left

25. What color shirt are you wearing?
white

26. What is your favorite frozen treat?
ice cream and popsicles

27.How many peirceings do you have?
my ears

28. What's your favorite store?
not sure

29. Are you thirsty right now?
kind of, now that you said that

30.Whos someone you havent seen in a while and miss?
bethany :(

31. What did you do last night?
nothing worth mentioning

This is hilarous!

2007-07-14T05:04:37Z

Watch it :)

quiz

2007-07-09T02:30:10Z

It's harder than it looks!
Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

Your name:
Janessa/Janny

Famous Artist/Band/Musician:
Jewel

4 letter word:
Jobs

State:
None

Boy Name:
Jeffery

Girl Name:
Julia

Occupation:
Junior executive

Something you wear:
jewels :)

Celebrity:
Julia Child?

Something you find in the kitchen:
none

Reason for Being Late:
juice?

Something You Shout:
jeeze!

imissbradandjen @ 2007-07-08T18:14:00

2007-07-09T01:14:36Z

You are Milk Chocolate

A total dreamer, you spend most of your time with your head in the clouds.
You often think of the future, and you are always working toward your ideal life.
Also nostalgic, you rarely forget a meaningful moment... even those from long ago.

What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

imissbradandjen @ 2007-07-02T01:21:00

2007-07-02T08:25:44Z

Sleepovers are fun :)
They remind me of a simpler time. I know that we are entering a point in our lives where we have to let go of times like that, but it's nice to still experience it sometimes. It's also depressing.